me and my friend:
you and your friend:
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Simply one of the most amazing comics I’ve ever seen.
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
|me:||haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream|
|me:||*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this|
|me:||*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this|